dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
