do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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