ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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