yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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