bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He felt like a one man threesome
she told me i tasted like america
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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