New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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