great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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