STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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