New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
