ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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