We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I have feelings that need drinking.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
