Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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