Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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