Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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