There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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