I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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