I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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