If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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