covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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