I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
