great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
she looked like the before picture.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize
