soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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