the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
