Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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