instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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