brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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