I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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