(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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