btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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