is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
My dick has a subreddit
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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