perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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