at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Text me some of your sweat
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