Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Quick, to the slutcave!
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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