you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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