How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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