No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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