You're my little dorito
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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