i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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