Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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