no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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