how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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