I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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