Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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