I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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