Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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