At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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