I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Randomize
