theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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