So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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