i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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