fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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